Alternative Beatles

This song is nowhere near as charming in its written form, as it is when accompanied by the delicious strummin' tunes of Sheikh Morten Al-Melon Bowie Smith and the luscious voices of all of the hardcore rocking ILTS 2007 participants. But I was asked to put it up anyway, insh'allah you'll find it just a tad bit entertaining.

Also I'd like to say that FC Copenhagen is at this very moment in the lead with a 3-0 against Midjutland. That's right biatches!

But I digress:

What kinda leader do you think you are?
Are you a philosopher who knows thyself?
Come to Kalø, though I know it's quite far
The facilitators help you all the way!
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk ...

What do I do, when I'm not Superman?
(Just ask Malthe how he's feeling today)
Building a bridge, and I'm getting so stressed
At least I'm not a slut like Abigail!
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk

Do you lead anybody?
I need somebody to lead ...
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to lead ...

Have you been writing in your learning log?
It's important to do every day.
Have you been doing your job with the blog?
Although you might think that it's gay ...
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk

Do you lead anybody?
I need somebody to lead ...
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to lead ...

Would you put your hand in a box in the dark?
No, I'm certain that something's gonna bite
Do you feel ready to lead a work camp?
Not really, but I'll do it out of spite!
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk

Do you lead anybody?
I need somebody to lead ...
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to lead ...