This song is nowhere near as charming in its written form, as it is when accompanied by the delicious strummin' tunes of Sheikh Morten Al-Melon Bowie Smith and the luscious voices of all of the hardcore rocking ILTS 2007 participants. But I was asked to put it up anyway, insh'allah you'll find it just a tad bit entertaining.
Also I'd like to say that FC Copenhagen is at this very moment in the lead with a 3-0 against Midjutland. That's right biatches!
But I digress:
What kinda leader do you think you are?
Are you a philosopher who knows thyself?
Come to Kalø, though I know it's quite far
The facilitators help you all the way!
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk ...
What do I do, when I'm not Superman?
(Just ask Malthe how he's feeling today)
Building a bridge, and I'm getting so stressed
At least I'm not a slut like Abigail!
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk
Do you lead anybody?
I need somebody to lead ...
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to lead ...
Have you been writing in your learning log?
It's important to do every day.
Have you been doing your job with the blog?
Although you might think that it's gay ...
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk
Do you lead anybody?
I need somebody to lead ...
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to lead ...
Would you put your hand in a box in the dark?
No, I'm certain that something's gonna bite
Do you feel ready to lead a work camp?
Not really, but I'll do it out of spite!
Ooh a gay pirate who's drunk like a skunk
Mmm, kinda tired of sleeping in a bunk
Mmm, I think Morten he's kind of a hunk
Do you lead anybody?
I need somebody to lead ...
Could it be anybody?
I just want someone to lead ...
April 09, 2007
SALSA QUEEN
The hidden side of Eske.Eske has two sides of himself, on and off stage. When he is not performing salsa classes, he is dancing around in private, as a ballarina. Most of the time wearing the slim outfit, that shows his delicious shape. Isn´t he just ready to eat?
it aint over until the fat lady dance
Check out that great ass, all that dancing really makes a great figure.
Eske enjoy a rest, after tiptoing arround the livingroom.
Then some energy for the body.Dinner and party report by a black basque reporter
In this evening took place a marvellous dinner and 
ceremony where celebrities from Denmark and all
over the world meet each other again just to say
goodbye (so sad………..)
We had great dishes prepared by the best cooks in
Denmark actually ( sorry for french cuisine).
Everybody was so happy with the food that there
was nothing left for the reporters who had only cold sandwiches for dinner.
We can see how vegetarian people and also people who prefer meat enjoy their meals.
Vegetarians
ceremony where celebrities from Denmark and all
over the world meet each other again just to say
goodbye (so sad………..)
We had great dishes prepared by the best cooks in
Denmark actually ( sorry for french cuisine).
Everybody was so happy with the food that there
was nothing left for the reporters who had only cold sandwiches for dinner.
We can see how vegetarian people and also people who prefer meat enjoy their meals.
Vegetarians
Carnivorous
There was also a great table decoration made by
one of the groups. It was really lovely but people
were more interested in the food and mainly
the wine actually…It is also a good remark
that the wine came from Spain, from Valencia
more specifically, which I had no idea they had
wine, so everyday you can learn something new….
After the great dinner, a little ceremony
took place where our beloved facilitators
were well appreciated (This was a kind of
appreciation role gameplay for the
appreciation workshop. We were through
with this seminary that should have been
called “Appreciation Seminary”).
We can see in the picture so embarrassed
but still having fun (maybe a little drunk???).
They felt so embarrassed and gratefull that they had to give the audience a kind of certificate. We got some info about some fake certificates were also given (spelling problems with the word “certicate” instead of “certificate”) so please check your “certicates” :-)
Black group receiving “Best Family Group Award”
As it is expected in an international meeting
there was a present exchange between Morten,
the “Gollum facilitator”, and the Yemeni girls.
Morten was given a knife (a dangerous
idea to give a weapon to a mentally instable
guy) and the yemeni girls were given……
NOTHING actually.
After all these boring formalities, great FIESTAAA took place where there were also more award given.
This gala was presented by the world
famous Kazahistan (or something like
that) reporter BORAT. He was giving
the awards also, and although we tried
to interview him he left the party with
some policemen that were charging
him with “sexual harrasment”.
Borat ( or Brat??)
The awards were:
Mister and Miss Best Hair (isn´t him bald??) 
The party then continued with lot of alcohol and fun.
Finally we have here some nice and interesting pictures of different culture experimenting and also one of the lucky guys in the FIESTA.
Lucky Danish guy trying to look “Latino”
Yemeni girls playing sports
(is it really a sport??)
We would like to thank everyone and
especially we would like to thank the
“salsa guy” facilitator, our friend Eske,
who is celebrating his birtday with as
today.
Sorry everyone but me, Aitor, your
favourite Black Basque reporter and
my boss and spelling corrector,
Jakob, are going back to the fiesta for
some beers and maybe some hot chicks
(don’t tell to Jakob´s girlfriend please).
There was also a great table decoration made by
one of the groups. It was really lovely but people
were more interested in the food and mainly
the wine actually…It is also a good remark
that the wine came from Spain, from Valencia
more specifically, which I had no idea they had
wine, so everyday you can learn something new….
After the great dinner, a little ceremony
took place where our beloved facilitators
were well appreciated (This was a kind of
appreciation role gameplay for the
appreciation workshop. We were through
with this seminary that should have been
called “Appreciation Seminary”).
We can see in the picture so embarrassed
but still having fun (maybe a little drunk???).
They felt so embarrassed and gratefull that they had to give the audience a kind of certificate. We got some info about some fake certificates were also given (spelling problems with the word “certicate” instead of “certificate”) so please check your “certicates” :-)
Black group receiving “Best Family Group Award”
As it is expected in an international meeting
there was a present exchange between Morten,
the “Gollum facilitator”, and the Yemeni girls.
Morten was given a knife (a dangerous
idea to give a weapon to a mentally instable
guy) and the yemeni girls were given……
NOTHING actually.
After all these boring formalities, great FIESTAAA took place where there were also more award given.
This gala was presented by the world
famous Kazahistan (or something like
that) reporter BORAT. He was giving
the awards also, and although we tried
to interview him he left the party with
some policemen that were charging
him with “sexual harrasment”.
Borat ( or Brat??)
The awards were:
Mister and Miss Best Hair (isn´t him bald??)
The party then continued with lot of alcohol and fun.
Finally we have here some nice and interesting pictures of different culture experimenting and also one of the lucky guys in the FIESTA.
Lucky Danish guy trying to look “Latino”
Yemeni girls playing sports
(is it really a sport??)
We would like to thank everyone and
especially we would like to thank the
“salsa guy” facilitator, our friend Eske,
who is celebrating his birtday with as
today.
Sorry everyone but me, Aitor, your
favourite Black Basque reporter and
my boss and spelling corrector,
Jakob, are going back to the fiesta for
some beers and maybe some hot chicks
(don’t tell to Jakob´s girlfriend please).
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